Introducing Team 2 is former President and Know-Nothing party member Millard Fillmore!
"Basket-ball, eh? I have not heard of this particular diversion. Nevertheless, I approve of recreation among young Americans, as long as the participants are of solid character, and not influenced by the dangerous ideas of these damned papists!
I am pleased to introduce Kyle Ervin as the captain of team 2. He is a good solid midwesterner without a single strain of Irish blood."
CAPTAIN: Kyle Ervin